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Joke of the Day
"I like coffee like I like slaves. Free"
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"There's this blind old man Going for walk, he walks into a fish market, takes a deep breath and says good morning ladies..."
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"I wonder why nobody told Forrest Gump's mom that all you have to do is flip over the box of chocolates and it tells you what's inside."
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"Did you hear about the Parisian who jumped off a bridge? He went in Seine."
"Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole? A dead baby shot out of a snowblower."
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's...That's because she changes it more often."
"A race between two lesbians and two gays... from NY to FL who wins? NSFW? A - The Lesbians... they are doing 69 the whole way while the two gay guys are still getting their shit pack."
"My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you? Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet."