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Joke of the Day

"Got a lifetime ban from Best Buy today... Apparently we have very different definitions of 1080 pee."

"The iCloud leaks weren't an accident at all. It was Apple trying to make up for causing Adam and Eve to have to wear clothes in the first place."

"What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese? Rady O'Gaga"

"I managed to hit 18 holes today... And I still have time for golf."

"Building collapses in Detroit this morning. Damage is estimated at 12-14 dollars."

"My wife called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a nine year old."

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"Cinderella (2014) - A despotic prince with a foot fetish forces all female citizens of his kingdom to undergo mandatory DNA testing."

"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."

"Researchers recently unveiled a device will launch stinging insects at high speeds. It has beegun."