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Joke of the Day
"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"
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"Why did the pimp cross the lawn? To get to the hoes."
"Colleagues who feel the need to say ""You either love me or hate me!"" are oblivious to the fact that it's always the latter."
"Don't Invite Satan Over To Play Board Games... ...because last time I did it, he took the dice we used to play Monopoly. Now I have a pair of dice lost."
"So a guy gets his arm and leg cut off..... Its okay he's all right."
"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"
"Chuck Norris can tell you that he likes Dr. Pepper... with a straight face."
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
"The most dangerous room in the house really depends on where your wife is at the moment."
"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? (gotta love the classics) You can unscrew a light bulb"