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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ? Chip of Fools !"

"In what sport to balls go flying around at speeds of up to 150 miles per hour? Jogging"

"How can you tell if something is clickbait?"

"Damn girl, are you reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and over"

"BAR JOKE So, a guy walks into a bar...."

"Parents: Your room is a mess. Me: You really need to see my life."

"So on your resume, under references, you wrote ""it's a trap!"", ""do him job"", ""that rug really tied the room together, man"" and ""The Matrix"""

"We now have TWO Wawa's by the interstate. The one on the east side of I4 is not so bad. But the other one, whoa. It's the Wawa West over there."

"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"

"I showed my 3-year-old Star Wars. It blew his mind. Seriously, how do you reboot a kid? Or should I just get a new one?"