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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
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"Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach? They don't like getting sand in their crack."
"What is it called when there is bread all over the place? An abundance"
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"I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles... My next bowel movement could spell disaster."
"Why do trees shed their leaves in fall? Because they've had their chloro-fill."
"Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof."
"I once told my dad: ""I feel there are a good and a bad wolf in me fighting for control. But which one will win in the end?"" He said: ""The one you feed."""
"Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection... But he's never gonna give you Up."
"What do you call a really bad sausage? The Wurst."