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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if someone is vegan or not? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."
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"How do you castrate a redneck? You kick his sister in the jaw."
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"I want attention, but not TOO much attention. Please pay medium attention to me."
"Never drink water while studying It'll dilute your concentration"
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"I'm no relationship scientist but I think men prefer girls who make their dck hard, not their life."
"There're only 10 types of people in the world ... those that understand binary, and those who don't."