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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."

"What do you say to a broken Xbox One? Nothing, you already said it twice."

"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"

"In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water"

"People that can't support their own arguments piss me off... I don't know why."

"A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality."

"I felt like I was going to be programming forever... ...so I took a `break;`"

"I bet girls on facebook with the duck faces look for men that make a lot of bread."

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"Just dismissed my low battery warning while watching a p*rn. It's a fight to the finish now."