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Joke of the Day

"In all US bars you can now order an Osama Bin Laden... two shots and a splash of water"

"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward? A receding hareline."

"One in every 2 and a half men is HIV positive."

"I went to Russia, met a guy called Vladislav * **Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.**"

"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."

"I'm just a girl. Standing in front of a girl. Wondering how she got her eyeliner on so perfectly."

"Did you hear about the angry pancake!? Well one day he ***flipped***!!!"

"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"

"How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely."

"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."