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Joke of the Day

"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"

"TIL that it is difficult to be a good person as there is only so small a distance between an asshole and a pussy."

"Did you know that NASCAR fans are the easiest people to make fun of? As soon as they start chasing you down, all you have to do is turn right."

"A Sober Irishman"

"In which nation to you need a passport just to travel within it? Ukraine."

"I hate mosquitoes, they're like nature's version of a Jehovah's Witness.........."

"What do you call a person from South America with a walking assist? Mexicane."

"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."

"I found The Theory Of Everything It was in the blu-ray box at Walmart."

"Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? Because it needs bailing out."