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Joke of the Day
"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."
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"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."
"What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program? The Desolation of Smog."
"sometimes to end a text convo thats going on too long u gotta break out the big guns and say you're going to bed. at 2:30 in the afternoon."
"Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can make dinner and get head at the same time."
"Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting? So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form ""wear"""
"Yo mamma so fat... When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack."
"Abortion jokes never get old."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because his wife died."
"My wife always tells me that I treat my kid unfair. I don't even know which one she means. Thomas, Carl or the fat and ugly one?"