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Joke of the Day
"Why do people from Istanbul always swim? Because they're constant in a pool."
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"What do you call a dog with no legs? It really won't matter. He isn't coming anyway."
"They say I have the legs of a dancer.. but until they find the rest of the body the cops have got nothing on me man!"
"My favorite romance novels begin with ""Preheat oven to 350 degrees"""
"Welche vier Flusse kennt jede Blondine? Rhein, Inn, Main, Po"
"Women are like pickup trucks. Men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit."
"See a penny pick it up... All day long you'll have.... A nagging feeling that the previous owner wasn't a ""hand washer""."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Don't know. Its never been done before."
"""No points, illegal kick to the face."" ""But I'm the hero of this movie."" ""Fair enough, here's your trophy."" -The Karate Kid"
"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"