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Joke of the Day
"NASA confirms, life found on mars."
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"Definition Of A Kiss What Is A Kiss? Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor."
"How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball? He throws four meatballs!"
"A woman walks into a bar... The bartender asks what's she'd like to drink. The woman asks for a double entendre, so he gives it to her."
"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."
"Some schools are banning Santa so they don't offend non-Christian students. That sucks, because Santa is my favorite part of the Bible."
"This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary."
"One time I walked into KFC It was dark in there."
"""Can you believe I got something decent at a piece of shit store like Sears?"" - every Sears commercial"
"Circle jerking For when you and your friends want to finish more than each other's sentences."