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Joke of the Day

"Definition Of A Kiss What Is A Kiss? Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor."

"If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king? No, he would be a donkey with a crown."

"I got prescribed an antifungal... ... and now my girlfriend won't come near me."

"First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!"

"What do you call a white guy who's beating someone in the street? Officer."

"If Goku used his kamehameha at Jesus Then Jesus is doomed, because even if he blocks the kamehameha, it would spill through the holes in his hands."

"If you have time-stamped VHS footage of yourself blowing out birthday candles, you'll eventually be abducted."

"If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? The swallow."

"How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !"

"My erection lasted for more than 4 hours. I called my doctor, but he didn't seem too impressed, so I showed it to some people at the mall."