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Joke of the Day
"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."
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"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."
"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
"In the winter time, where does the North Korean Soccer team practice? Inside or outside? Trick question. They don't have any heat so it doens't matter."
"I got attacked by a yob with bat down the local park yesterday.. I was really impressed with how well he had it trained"
"Why did Russia close all of its airports? The planes were stalin."
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"Painters wear all white while they paint like they don't give a fuck."