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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama! What's the difference between your mama and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out!"

"When I was a kid I could go to a corner store with a $1 and get 2 cokes, 1 kitkat and a gum Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere"

"What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant? Go big or go home"

"What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them."

"There's only two kinds of people in this world: people who know how to use conjunctions, but people who don't."

"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."

"My mom wanted to send me to a program last summer for people with ADHD... It was called a Concentration Camp."

"Are you gonna eat that... or just take pictures?"

"My wife said ""why do you always treat me like a cunt?"" I didn't know what to say, so I just put 2 fingers in her mouth and licked her nose."

"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."