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Joke of the Day
"Okay...we've seen the 900 pics of your band. Now show us the the three people in your audience."
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"21 afraid of 20 We all know why 6 was afraid of 7, but why was 21 terrified of 20? Because twenty-eight twenty-nine... (With profuse apologies.)"
"What did the hillbilly say when he saw the new C7 Vette? NAS-car"
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."
"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"
"What did the left butt cheek say to the right? If we stick together we can stop this shit."
"Ive noticed that black people love boomboxes Im not racist or anything, its just their stereotype"
"No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up."
"What do you get when you cross a Jew with a Chinese person? Cha-Ching"
"Like a hooker at a truck stop, Twitter goes down every Friday."