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Joke of the Day

"Sports: The legal way to buy a black person."

"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"

"An Irishman walks out of a bar Wait that was a priest...."

"""Sir how did you survive the snowmageddon?"" ""I stayed in"" ""Oh"""

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."

"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."

"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."

"Two hillbillies were playing chess.."

"Did you hear about the Emu that was so big it was kicked out of the flock? Yeah, I heard it was ostrich-sized. (Credit to my Veterinary Student girlfriend)"

"What has nine arms and sucks? Your mom on Def Leppard's tour bus."