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Joke of the Day
"Recently had a cat-scan. They didn't find any cats."
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"*doctor moonwalks into office* ""Your test results are back Mr Johnson. You tested positive for BEING FABULOUS!!"" *Mr Johnson does the robot*"
"Did you know that Jesus is gay? Yeah. It says it in the Bible. He got nailed by a few Roman centurions."
"I'll always remember Granddad's last words to me... ""WHAT'RE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH THAT HAMMER?"""
"One windmill asked another what kind of music it likes The other windmill responded ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"I broke my finger today but on the other hand I am completely fine"
"What nationality are Sprinters? They Russian. I'll also see myself out."
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"
"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"