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Joke of the Day

"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""

"How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"What do you call it when a spider gets a pimple? Arachne"

"What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference? Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P)."

"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."

"Bill Gates has now donated enough money to charity that he lost his billionaire status. He now goes by Mill Gates."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest"

"If you loiter in a Tibetan spiritual leaders sandwich shop every day, then you dilly dally in the Dalai's deli daily."

"What do you do if a 4 year old girl catches you masturbating? Untie her"

"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""