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Joke of the Day
"NSFW How is a female cyclist like a prostitute? They both peddle pussy!"
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"I wish my wife were more like the Cleveland Browns. She'd work out all week and suck dick every Sunday."
"What happens when a role playing game has no nudity in it? Ubisoft"
"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"
"My dog never listens to me, and I think he might have a speech impediment... He keeps balking at me when I try to tell him to be quiet"
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... ....15 years old and mixed up with coke."
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"
" Taken Single Depends on how drunk I am."
"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."
"Whats the best part about getting a blowjob from a baby? It makes your dick look HUUUGE!"