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Joke of the Day
"The only time a moth flies in a straight line is... while farting"
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"[NSFW] I'm almost legal and want to discuss sex with my parents but I'm worried how incest will affect our relationship."
"What he said, ""Let's just drop it."" What I heard, ""I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."""
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"My girlfriend said I should be louder in the bedroom. But apparently she didn't give me permission to snore."
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"(uncouth) A priest and a rabbi are walking by a playground... The priest says ""Let's fuck those kids"" The rabbi says, ""Outta what?"" One of my faves, always makes me chuckle when I think of it"