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Joke of the Day

"My opinion on mediums where ideas and views on a particular issue can be exchanged? I'm forum."

"""Honey, have you seen the baby? I haven't seen the baby since I asked you to throw out the bath wat--OH DEAR GOD!!"" - birth of an expression"

"Has anyone heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."

"Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. 'I thought it was love at first sight' said Julie. 'It was but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind."

"Recent studies link bacon to cancer. ""Ya, don't eat bacon, you'll get so much cancer"", said one pink scientist."

"What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Nice tits!"

"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Is fucking intense..."

"david guetta feat. the person who sings the whole song"

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Subway is healthy."