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Joke of the Day

"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."

"I wanted to make a joke about a rapper I ended up making a Big Pun"

"I had sex with a woman on top of a keyboard I made her qwert"

"Every guy feels macho in his car. Until he races a woman who's late for something."

"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"

"I have decided to become a dolphin... It is my true porpoise in life"

"I remember... when I used to be really nostalgic. Those were the days."

"What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea? A dim light."

"The Russian skater has a mullet. Glasnost in front, Perestroika in back."

"Confucius say... Man who walks everyday barefoot will have a tough sole"