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Joke of the Day
"Just go ahead and arrest the psychopaths who still have egg avatars."
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"What European capital has the most ghosts? Boodapest!"
"Falling in love is just like falling down a well, except one is dank, dark and scary, and can really hurt you, and the other is a well."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."
"What country uses the most foul language? Turkey"
"As the anesthetic knocks you out, your surgeon washes his hands and misses a really easy shot into the garbage with the paper towel."
"The cutest thing my SO does... Her handwriting looks like she has Parkinson's"
"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."
"Hey Reddit, what are your favorite lame jokes? ""Wanna hear a pizza joke?"" ""Nevermind, it's too cheesy."""
"[Nsfw] How do you know you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before swallowing"