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Joke of the Day

"A: Do you miss your ex? B: Yes, everytime A: How are you going to fix that? B: More frequent target practice"

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"""Stop pestering me. I'm trying to do my job."" -Major Tom to ground control"
"rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve rolls sleeve -Octopus preparing for a fight"
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"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
"9 out of 10 dentists agree that Gary is the most handsome dentist. Gary voted for Brett because he couldn't vote for himself"
"I started professionally playing the rubber band as an instrument... ...I consider myself a one-man band."