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Joke of the Day
"If I bought a balloon for $0.99... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?"
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"So I walked into an apple phone store... And I farted, the people working there got mad at me and I said,""it's not my fault you don't have any windows"""
"""Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand?"" "" My right hand."" "" Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."""
"According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me"
"I hear Donald Trump is going to ban cans of parmesan cheese... ..he's going to make America grate again."
"My girlfriend said that I should use the term 'make love' instead of 'fuck.' What the make love is she talking about?"
"""IT'S A BOY"" I shouted, tears rolling down my face ""I DON'T BELIEVE IT. A BOY!"" It was at that moment I chose never to visit Thailand again."
"You may think I'm a loser, but to my goldfish I am ""THE GOD OF FLAKES."""
"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""
"Nothing says ""high-functioning alcoholic"" like being really good at darts."