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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the study of butts? Analysis."
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"Man, I really hate all these low level Pokemon... They're always breaking my balls."
"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."
"Ideas that aren't profitable Don't make any cents"
"A nun was kidnapped No offence but she was asking for it. Nun taken."
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"
"I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me. What did he say? You're fired."
"What did Lawrence Taylor say when they told him the prostitute he was with 15? ""That bitch told me she was 13!"""
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."