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Joke of the Day
"My cum smells like bleach Too bad it didn't kill my ex."
Next Joke
"7: mommy can I play on your computer? Me: later 7: what do you mean by later? Me: I'm hoping you forget."
"DATING TIP: Play hard to get. Train to be an astronaut. Fly into space and leave Earth behind. Then text your crush and be like ""what's up?"""
"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"" .... So he stabs her & nicks her purse."
"How much liquid can Monica Lewinskys mouth hold? One U.S. Liter"
"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"
"It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July."
"Me and my best friend reverse our cars everywhere together. We go back a long way."
"What do you get if you encase Beyonce in rubber and drop her off a cliff? Bouncy Beyonce."