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Joke of the Day

"What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!"

"I was going to make a joke about the Rapture, but... it just isn't happening."

"Trump should have called his rally in Chicago a ""job fair"" non of the protesters would've been there"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus."

"How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a Soviet Russian?"

"Here's your social security card. It's paper and has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."

"Just Googled camel toe, and it said, did you mean Travolta Chin?"

"Why can't you eat soup in the Matrix... Because there is no spoon...."

"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"

"Like my Father always said, ""I put my ass kicking boots on every morning"" ""Then after a long day of getting my ass kicked, I come home from work and take them off."""