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Joke of the Day
"What lights up a football stadium? A football match!"
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"What do you call a Korean girl, who lost her virginity at a young age? Sum-Young Ho"
"[2021] One smoker left in the world. The Quit Smoking ads get personal. HEY KEVIN, STOP SMOKING. YOU STINK. YOUR WIFE SAYS YOU NEED VIAGRA."
"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."
"How do you make holy water? You boil the Hell out of it. My 12-year-old daughter claims to have invented this joke this weekend. I don't know if it's original or not."
"When is a door NOT a door? When it's ajar."
"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."
"Catherine Zeta-Jones was recently diagnosed with bi-polar disorder half of the time she is Zeta, the other half shes Jones"
"That's a really big gun in your pants. And that's how you get out of a speeding ticket."
"People keep telling me i'm self-deprecating. I don't think i deserve that."