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Joke of the Day

"Me: 'Why are you going through my phone?' BF: 'Do you have something to hide?' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'"

"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"

"Not saying there is a direct correlation between Trump's election... But the Chinese did say this would be the year of the Cock ages ago!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."

"airplane food whats up with that?"

"ant-man: im here to stop u bad guy: [pulls out a can of Raid] ant-man: motherf"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? a pilot, you racist."

"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."

"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"