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Joke of the Day
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over? Doughnuts."
Next Joke
"*slowly raises hand 20 minutes into an important office meeting* so there are no donuts?"
"what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? *""I don't know. What?""* a condescending con descending."
"Chuck Norris once urinated in the gas tank of a semi-truck as a joke... That semi-truck is now known as Optimus Prime."
"What does a mermaid mathematicion wear? An Algae-bra."
"1st Anniversary: Let's go to Vegas 5th Anniversary: Get a sitter so we can go to dinner 10th Anniversary: Russian roulette sounds like fun"
"Why wasn't Sean Connery standing? He had to shit."
"They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good for your teeth? Minding your own damn business."
"I told my husband that instead of leaving his dirty dishes on the counter, he should leave them in 1952 so a nice housewife cleans them up."
"What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been? Cantaloupe."