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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."
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"Best Joke in League Of League? NA teams"
"Just walked by the place I had brunch last weekend and one of my friends is still sitting there talking about herself"
"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"Sometimes it just doesn't feel like putting the lotion on its skin."
"I visited you every day in hospital when you were in a coma. They gave me free wifi & coffee, It was the best 2 months of our married life"
"You know I was thinking about not getting fat, But I really had a lot on my plate at the time.."
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!"
"JPP is a ""oser"" (holds middle, ring and pinky fingers to forehead)."
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."