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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic dwarf that escapes from a prison? A small medium at large."
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"Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed."
"Magic Mirror Mirror Mirror in my hand, show me the ugliest person in the land."
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I cry when I cut up onions"
"What kind of suit does a lawyer like best? The Spanish Inquisition."
"What is a Redditor's favorite car brand? The Snoobaru."
"What do you call a vampire who owns a restaurant? Count Spatula"