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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a police officer that shoots black people? A police officer in America."

"My friend died today... He wasn't able to speak, but in his dying moments he wanted me to have his EpiPen. I'll cherish it forever."

"Someone told me they could beat me in a photoshop battle. Adobe'd it."

"I started a band called 1023 Megabytes We're pretty good but we haven't gotten a gig yet"

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"

"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."

"I once told a joke about Hinduism on r/jokes... It was instant karma."

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"I recently came into a lot of money. The bank teller wasn't happy about having to use gloves."

"I have a friend who doesn't drink coffee, so to stay alert at work he gets a healthy amount of sleep each night. What a loser"