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Joke of the Day

"[spelling bee] JUDGE: Your word is ""incorrect"" KID: I haven't spelled it yet JUDGE: No, that's your word KID: T-H-A-T-'-S JUDGE: No- KID: N-"

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"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7 They go after the guy who has killed 1000s of turtles The Ninja Turtles corner him Mario jumps on them all"
"2 dyslexics robbing a bank. Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout: Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up."
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"[NSFW] What's black and blue and hates sex? The little boy in my trunk."
"At this point most of the hugs I'm involved in are just my kids using me as a napkin."
"Don't you hate those people who are obsessed with tracking their steps? Fucking pedophiles."
"A black person and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The cop"
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