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Joke of the Day

"[1st date] Maybe next time i could meet your dog [2nd date] Your dog is so cool [3rd date] Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you"

"I used to joke and tell people I had STDs after intercourse But I had to change it! So now I joke and say I don't have any before."

"You know what the difference between ""Pay to Win"" and ""Play to Win"" is? L. Which stands for ""Lots of Money""."

"[ORIGINAL] What's a priest's favorite cheese? Swiss. It's holey."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!"

"How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was."

"How many 'sah dudes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it's already lit."

"Why do the sharks only swim in salt water? ......because they would sneeze in pepper water."

"Jesus, his disciples, Adolf Hitler and a group of Schutzstaffel walk into an empty bar... The bartender says, ""Man, this is great for business!"""

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."