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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a math class full of SJW's? Triggernometry."
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"I do an average of 6 things a day that will keep me out of heaven."
"Dear lady, $14 is crazy for an airport sandwich but complaining to the counter guy is like telling a cop to pull troops out of Afghanistan."
"I think I pulled a muscle avoiding my neighbor in the grocery store."
"Nazi jokes are so offensive Anne Frankly, I find them immature."
"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
"INTERVIEWER: What do you see as your biggest weakness? ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself"
"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."
"What do black guys do after sex? 25 years - life"
"""COME ON! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE HOURS AGO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED?"" Noah yelled, waiting for the sloths to get on the Ark"