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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry you're just not NASA material ""Why?"" Well, you wrote 'red' then crossed it out & put 'human' under blood type on your application."

"I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it."

"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"

"IT guy wants to be an astronaut Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut? So he can find router space."

"I had this really funny joke about the sun i was going to tell you all, but some bastard has made a funnier joke about the moon and totally eclipsed it."

"Wanna Play Barbies? Man: ""Hi there, would you like to play barbies?"" Lady: ""I guess so?"" Man: ""Awesome, I'll be Ken and you can be the box I come in."""

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""

"[ear is bleeding for 3 days straight] hmm better keep an eye on that. [laptop slow for one second] i gotta run AdWare & antivirus right now"

"A mama's boy is frantically running out of a strip club yelling... MY MOMMA TOLD ME IF I EVER CAME INTO A PLACE LIKE THIS I'D TURN INTO STONE. AND I FEEL IT'S STARTING"