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"Sorry I ate all your cake after you passed out and then drew your angry eyebrows on so you'd be ready to discuss it when you woke up."
"What do you see when the Pillsbury DoughBoy bends over? Dough Nuts"
"Overheard a phone conversation today **Father** - ""What has a small dick and hangs down? **Son** - ""What?"" **Father** - ""A bat. What has a big dick and hangs up?"" **Son** - ""What?"" ""click"""
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"Whatisthelongbuttonatthebottomofthekeyboardfor?"
"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."
"What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda"