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Joke of the Day
"What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro."
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"How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies."
"The Manager you asked to speak to doesn't give a fuck either."
"What is a suicidal person's favorite card game? Bridge."
"I spent 2 years in rehab for my Phil Collins addiction. I did it against all odds. Just take a look at me now."
"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."
"This day in history. 1940. Carbon-14 was discovered, allowing us to estimate the age of organic materials such as wood, leather, and Cher."
"What's cold and comes in April? Her dad."
"The Subjunctive mood is pointless. If I were to create a language, I wouldn't include it."
"What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan."