198905
Joke of the Day
"The Subjunctive mood is pointless. If I were to create a language, I wouldn't include it."
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"A guy walks into an electronic pub He has to buy a new ebook reader now"
"Upon hearing that my donor is in Eugene, I proceeded to inform my wife that, ""My heart is in Oregon."" She replied, ""I know what a heart is!"""
"Remember to horrify your friends and family by testing out your tweets on Facebook today"
"When I saw Stephen Fry was getting married to a much younger man I wondered what a gay cougar was called. A pink panther."
"What is the difference between Donald Trump and a thumb tack? Not much really, they're both annoying pricks."
"The best part about Facebook is never having to wonder what your acquaintance's baby is doing all day everyday day."
"*through a mouthful of Nutella* Oh, yeah, healfy eafing is sufer imfortant to me."
"Why can't Armenians drive? Because they're too busy swearing at obama! ba dum tss"
"Heard my ex tell one of his friends I was a stalker. Almost made me mad enough to come out of his closet and give him a piece of my mind."