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Joke of the Day
"What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan."
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"When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another. Because kids."
"What do you call a person with no arms and no legs? Fucked."
"How does the alchemist please his wife? Elixir!!!!!"
"Even Al Qaeda is like ""These ISIS guys are a bit much no?"""
"The most realistic thing about Stranger Things is how much time kids in the 80s spent without parental supervision."
"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"
"Feet are legends"
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"Was hit by a rental car earlier today. It still Hertz."