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Joke of the Day

"In honour of all the miss piggy/kermit the frog jokes going around today. Why can't miss piggy have children? Because she keeps fucking a frog and their DNA is not compatible. No?"

"Maybe snakes are always angry cause they don't have arms to hug with :("

"""How about we go with a gerund, but, like, maybe just half a gerund."" - How ING Bank got its name"

"Growing up is watching your parents morph from superheroes to ordinary people just trying to figure stuff out."

"I always open the bathroom door at Starbucks like I'm about to find a dead body in there."

"Reddit? More like...Eddit"

"What do you call someone who worships balls? Sack-religious."

"Doesn't it concern you that stick bugs are way more complex than stick people? They're on a whole other dimension"

"Argument with a woman is like reading the Software License Agreement... . . . . . At the end, you ignore everything and click 'I agree'."

"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"