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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? One doesn't cry sexism when you fire it."

"Apple Products My friend asked me why I don't like Apple products. Told her that the cables remind me of my ex-gf, white and kink-free."

"If Bruce Willis does any more Die Hard movies it will just be 90 minutes of him sitting in a rocking chair waiting to die from the flu."

"What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker? A no-bell prize"

"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church The priest says ""we don't allow Higgs Bosons in here"". The Higgs Boson then replies ""but without me, how could you have mass?"""

"Following someone on Twitter and complaining about what they tweet about is like phoning someone to tell them you don't want to talk to them"

"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you"