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Joke of the Day
"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."
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"Yo mommas so black she has been marked absent at night school."
"Baseball baking What's the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin... The batter"
"I have chronic diarrhea. My dad also has chronic diarrhea, and his dad had it too... It runs in our jeans."
"My roommate from California was homesick So I stole his water bottle to make him feel more at home."
"""Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women unreasonable expectations. It's what porno films do for men."""
"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."
"Who did the baker bring to work? His doughter."
"Q: What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree? A: A gorilla with a machine gun."
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."