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Joke of the Day

"My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he was."

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"God damn auto correct... Always making me say things I didn't Nintendo"

"I hosted my very first orgy last night and it was a total disaster Nobody came."

"I like my coffee like i like my men... not inside me."

"""Nope, it needs more vowels"" - Hawaiians"

"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"Call it a hunch, but I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."

"Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH"

"What are rich people called in Japan? Milyennaires"