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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture"

"What do you call a flying pig? Swine flu"

"girlfriend asks you to get wine: You're getting laid wife asks you to get wine: You're getting yelled at"

"I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."

"Joanke Its an inside joke."

"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."

"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"

"I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?"

"The Effects Of Using Beer To Clean A Dirty Toilet www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOwb9h20Gf8"

"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."