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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."

"What is this special type of waffle called a ""Tennis racket"" and why does it taste like metal wires?"

"There's this guy at work who loves shoving baguettes up his butt. What a pain in the ass."

"So Nickelback walks into a bar... [xpost from r/funny] There's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny."

"What did the first cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you?"

"New to reddit My friend David forgot his I.D so now we just call him dav"

"4-year-old from next door got a whistle for his birthday and I got 1 phone call."

"Huge sale this weekend, we have too many mountain lions, please come buy a mountain lion, this was a horrible business plan, one guy got ate"

"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"

"TIFU by not reading War and Peace. This wasn't today, this was ever. That book is way too long. I didn't read it. TL:DR Too Long. Didn't Read."