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Joke of the Day
"What's the only thing working out at the gym? The business plan."
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"TIL In Australia 'boo' means to return Because when you throw a normal merengue it doesn't come back"
"What do the Welsh call safe sex? Spray painting the sheep that bite."
"[Scooby & the gang catch a regular guy] ""Let's see who this ghost really is!"" No! Wait, I'm not- [rip off face] *gasps* ""OLD MAN SKELETON?"""
"What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? Oh sheet."
"My friends think I never listen to their opinions... like I give a sh*t what they think."
"Knock Knock.... -Knock Knock... -Who's There -Panther -Panther who? -Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!"
"You won't believe how these like-minded high schoolers are luring new student victims! Clique Bait"
"Easy way to tell GOP actually know their policies are hot giraffe shit is how ashamed they are of George W. Bush."
"Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man"