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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans cut their pizza with? Little Caesars"
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"Q) I have ten arms, eight legs and 22 feet. what am I? A) A liar."
"The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life."
"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."
"My girlfriend and I couldn't agree on which guitar strings to play In the end we struck an A Chord"
"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"
"TIL Doctors have successfully grafted eye lids on a patient using foreskin. The surgery went well, but now she's a little cock eyed."
"I bought a fitbit that's connected to the GPS in my car. Even though I punch in coordinates to a restaurant, it always takes me to the gym."
"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"
"Exposed Ashley Madison users feel hurt & betrayed, unsure if they can ever trust again."