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Joke of the Day

"What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ? Wok n' Roll"

"A penny for your thoughts, Five bucks if they're naughty."

"What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends? Change for a buck."

"Someone should make a joke about music... I've never seen it done on a major scale."

"Her: How do you get girls? Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works? Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying."

"If you come to my front door with a clip board I will just ask you if your clip board is an ipad until you leave."

"Oh dear. This black lady on the Maury show is so upset. I think the gentleman she's been dating has let her down in some way."

"What do you call a terrible Nature Valley bar? Crummy"

"I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen window tinted."

"what do homosexuals and peanut butter have in common? They both dont come in boxes"