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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."

"""They call me Mr Six Hours,"" I told her, trying to make it sound like a sex thing not the amount of time my head was stuck in a beehive for"

"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm gonna have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."

"Can't get a woman? Rip out your rib and make your own! Critics are raving ""this doesn't work"" and ""I'm bleeding to death""."

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"

"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same"

"A wife texts her husband ""Windows frozen"" ""Pour some hot water over it"" he replies. ""Computer completely fucked now"""